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>> NEW JOB
>>
>> A guy goes to the Fire Station to apply for a job.
>>
>> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the services?"
>>
>> "Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
>>
>> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>> employment."
>>
>> He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>>
>> The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
>> testicles off."
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>> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
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>> The hour are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
>> in at 11:00A.M.
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>> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00
>> P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 11:00 A.M.?"
>>
>> "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
>> hours we stand around scratching our balls.
>>
>> A guy goes to the Fire Station to apply for a job.
>>
>> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the services?"
>>
>> "Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
>>
>> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>> employment."
>>
>> He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>>
>> The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
>> testicles off."
>>
>> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
>>
>> The hour are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
>> in at 11:00A.M.
>>
>> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00
>> P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 11:00 A.M.?"
>>
>> "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
>> hours we stand around scratching our balls.