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    >> NEW JOB
    >>
    >> A guy goes to the Fire Station to apply for a job.
    >>
    >> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the services?"
    >>
    >> "Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
    >>
    >> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
    >> employment."
    >>
    >> He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
    >>
    >> The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
    >> testicles off."
    >>
    >> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
    >>
    >> The hour are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
    >> in at 11:00A.M.
    >>
    >> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00
    >> P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 11:00 A.M.?"
    >>
    >> "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
    >> hours we stand around scratching our balls.
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