We're going through the annual agony at work at the moment and someone added these to our weekly newsletter. Good job I wasn't drinking at the time I read these:
Seeing as it is appraisal season... excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines efficiency reports:
Seeing as it is appraisal season... excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines efficiency reports:
- His men would follow him anywhere but only out of curiosity
- I would not breed from this officer
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy
- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
- A room temperature IQ
- Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
- Bright as Alaska in December
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming
- If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate
- Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
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