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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Sh..t."--
The Best Comeback Line Ever ...
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and USMarine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
> > >
> > > The radio went silent and the interview ended.
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Sh..t."--
The Best Comeback Line Ever ...
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and USMarine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
> > >
> > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
> > >
> > > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
> > >
> > > The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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