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    SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

    >
    >Two men were talking.
    >"So, how's your sex life?"
    >"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
    >"Social Security sex?"
    >"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
    >
    >----------------------------------------
    >
    >LOUD SEX:
    >A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem,
    >doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out
    >this ear splitting yell."
    >"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what
    >the problem is."
    >"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
    >
    >----------------------------------------
    >
    >QUIET SEX:
    >
    >Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
    >during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you
    >have an orgasm?"
    >She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
    >
    >---------------------------------------
    >
    >CONFOUNDED SEX
    >
    >A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
    >from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
    >him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery,
    >since it was considered cosmetic.
    >The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small", $6,500 for
    >"medium", $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium
    >or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before
    >he made any decision.
    >The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The
    >doctor came back int o the room, and found the man looking dejected.
    >"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
    >The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
    >
    >----------------------------------------
    >
    >WOMEN'S HUMOR
    >
    >My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said, "This will make
    >you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
    >I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
    >
    >---------------------------------------
    >
    >MORE WOMEN'S HUMOR
    >
    >A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
    >happiest woman in the world."
    >The woman says..... "I'll miss you."
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