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    (1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
    > He thought he was God and I didn't!
    >
    > (2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    >
    > (3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
    >
    > (4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    >
    > (5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    >
    > (6) Don't take life too seriously . . . no one gets out alive.
    >
    > (7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    >
    > (8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    >
    > (9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    >
    > (10) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
    >
    > (11) I'm not a complete idiot--some parts are missing.
    >
    > (12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    >
    > (13) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
    > medicine.
    >
    > (14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and
    > yelling like the passengers in his car.
    >
    > (15) God must love stupid people; he made so many.
    >
    > (16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    >
    > (17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
    >
    > (18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
    >
    > (19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
    >
    > (20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    >
    > (21) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
    >
    > (22) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
    >
    > (23) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
    >
    > (24) Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
    >
    > (25) Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
    >
    > (26) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When
    > I Grew up
    >
    > (27) Procrastinate Now
    >
    > (28) Rehab Is for Quitters
    >
    > (29) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
    >
    > (30) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts--Do You Want Fries With That?
    >
    > (31) Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
    >
    > (32) Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've been doing
    > since I
    > was 15.
    >
    > (33) ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
    >
    > (34) West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names
    >
    > (35) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
    >
    > (36) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
    >
    > (37) A hangover is the wrath of grapes
    >
    > (38) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
    >
    > (39) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
    >
    > (40) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING -- Ban Country Music
    >
    > (41) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
    >
    > (42) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
    >
    > (43) Time's fun when you're having flies . . . Kermit the Frog
    >
    > (44) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
    >
    > (45) FOR SALE -- Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
    >
    > (46) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
    >
    > (47) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a
    > thousand times the memory.
    >
    > (48) The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
    >
    > (49) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    >
    > (50) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
    > for a
    > pig.
    >
    > (51) WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
    >
    > (52) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    >
    > (53) IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
    >
    > (54) The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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