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A deaf mute goes into the chemist to buy a packet of condoms, but after 5 minutes of pointing at his crotch he just cant get the chemist to understand exactly what he wants. Finally and out of desperation he unzips, slaps his member on the counter and slams a five pound note down next to it. A look of understanding dawns on the chemists face, so he follows suit and places his own tool on the counter, then zips back up and pockets the fiver. The man starts to angrily wave his arms around but the chemist just shrugs and says. "Hey, if you cant affort to lose,then you shouldnt gamble."