DaveB's post reminded me of this one, -
Two gay fellas were at the zoo and taking photo's of each other, the guy with the camera got his friend to pose in front of the Gorilla house, 'back a bit luvvey, bit more, a bit more' when the huge Gorilla grabbed the guy through the bars and gave him a severe rodgering lasting for 20 mins. or so, when eventually the keepers and the guys boyfriend managed to pull him away.
Sobbing he said ' I dont want to talk about it' so they didnt.
Then a few weeks later the guy taking the pictures asked 'That Gorrilla,,, did he hurt you terribly?'
'Of course he ****** did! He didnt phone, he didnt write!'
Two gay fellas were at the zoo and taking photo's of each other, the guy with the camera got his friend to pose in front of the Gorilla house, 'back a bit luvvey, bit more, a bit more' when the huge Gorilla grabbed the guy through the bars and gave him a severe rodgering lasting for 20 mins. or so, when eventually the keepers and the guys boyfriend managed to pull him away.
Sobbing he said ' I dont want to talk about it' so they didnt.
Then a few weeks later the guy taking the pictures asked 'That Gorrilla,,, did he hurt you terribly?'
'Of course he ****** did! He didnt phone, he didnt write!'