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3 naked men in a Sauna. An American, a japanese and an Irishman.
They hear a beeping sound. The American touches his forearm and says "thats my pager, it's implanted under my skin".
Next, a phone rings and the Japanes man lifts his palm to his ear and starts talking. He later explains how he has a microchip phone implanted in his hand.
The Irishman, feeling left out, leaves to go to the mens room. Two minutes later he returns with toilet paper hanging from his ar$e. The american comments on this, and the Irishman, feigning surprise exclaims "Oh bejaysus! I'm getting a fax!"
They hear a beeping sound. The American touches his forearm and says "thats my pager, it's implanted under my skin".
Next, a phone rings and the Japanes man lifts his palm to his ear and starts talking. He later explains how he has a microchip phone implanted in his hand.
The Irishman, feeling left out, leaves to go to the mens room. Two minutes later he returns with toilet paper hanging from his ar$e. The american comments on this, and the Irishman, feigning surprise exclaims "Oh bejaysus! I'm getting a fax!"