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How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession
What did the blonde's dentist find?
Teeth in the cavity
What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
She's trying to hold on to a thought
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A padded dash
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
She wanted to go on a round trip.
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why did a blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
What's the definition of a metallurgist?
A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on
Tell her that the drinks are on the house
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession
What did the blonde's dentist find?
Teeth in the cavity
What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
She's trying to hold on to a thought
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A padded dash
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
She wanted to go on a round trip.
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why did a blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
What's the definition of a metallurgist?
A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on