1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse
to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid £7 to come to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life
is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse
to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid £7 to come to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life
is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?