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    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
    fancy dress party.
    He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he
    writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
    handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
    leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
    The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so
    he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another
    parcel.
    Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The
    long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really
    look the part.
    The man is extremely furious now, because the company has
    gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to
    his bald head.
    So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later
    he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:
    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
    Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up
    your backside and go as a f***ing toffee apple !!!!!
    Gaz
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