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    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
    "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
    started
    swearing."
    The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear
    after me, ok?"
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the
    kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
    "Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops".
    WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
    gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year
    old and asks with a stern voice,
    "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?!"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your f***ing life it
    won't be Coco Pops"
    Life is not a dress rehearsal
    1996 3.0 SSR-G 5-speed
    (Auto's are for the indecisive!!)
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