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    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
    tickets.

    As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and
    he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat
    she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."


    Snappy Answer #2

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
    store, she asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

    Snappy Answer #3

    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
    speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day", the
    cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
    could".

    When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his
    way without a ticket.



    Snappy Answer #4

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
    that reads low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
    ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up
    for miles.
    Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
    walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
    "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering
    this bridge and ran out of gas."



    Snappy Answer #5


    THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

    "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
    tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
    personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but
    that's it,
    no other excuses whatsoever!"

    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
    asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
    complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
    stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the
    teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and
    sweetly
    says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
    hand."


    BONUS Snappy Answer

    A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new
    dogs, and asked her what their! names were.

    The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one
    was named Timex.
    Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
    that?"
    "Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo" answered the blond."They're
    watch dogs!"


    Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST

    A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN on a flight to
    Dallas.
    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
    asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
    whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The TEXAN looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to
    the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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