Headache

[DaveB]

This guy is feeling horny, so he takes his wife to the cinema and then to a restaurant followed by a nightclub.
On getting home he tries to get his leg over.
"Oh not tonight darling, I’ve got a headache!"
The following night it’s off to the cabaret, followed by a candle lit dinner.
Back home its "Oh not tonight darling, I’ve got a headache!"
Somewhat frustrated he decides the next day to go to the zoo.
The tigers, lions, penguins etc go by and they arrive at the monkey enclosure.
There’s the monkeys, either playing with themselves or b**king madly.
In a corner, sits a forlorn looking gorilla.
“What’s wrong with him?” she says.
“He’s lonely and frustrated.” Says he.
“As there’s no one about show him your boobs” says he.
So she does and the gorilla gets quite excited.
“As there’s no one about show him your legs” says he.
So she does and the gorilla gets really excited.
“Now as there’s no one about show him your bum” says he.
So she does and the gorilla goes bananas.
At this point the husband grabs her, throws her over the fence, and says, “Now tell him you’ve got a f*&*&ing headache!”