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    Son asks his dad, "What's the difference between optimistically and realistically?"
    Dad says, "Go ask your mum and sister if they would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, then ask your brother the same question."
    Mum says yes
    Sister says yes
    Brother thinks about it for a while, says "If no-one is going to find out, yes"
    Son goes back to Dad, Dad says, "What did you find out?"
    Son says, "Optimistically? We could have 3 million dollars. Realistically? We're living with 3 sluts"
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    It's two sluts and a poof
    Simon.O.
    '90 SSR Ltd 2.4TD 5 spd

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