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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
>> A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
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>>Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
>>A. Society.
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>>Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
>>A bus shelter.
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>>Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
>>A. Granny.
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>>Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
>>A. Innit.
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>>Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
>>A. Sorted.
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>>Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
>>A. "Will the defendant please rise"
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>>Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
>>A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
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>>Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
>>A. The bride.
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>>Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
>>hit him?
>>A. It might be your bike.
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>>Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
>>A. What you looking at.
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>>Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
>>A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
>>stairs
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>>Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
>>A. The policeman!
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>>Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
>>A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
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>>Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
>>A. A start.
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>>Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
>>A. Up the ar*e.
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>>Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
>>A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
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>>Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
>>A. A liar.
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>>Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
>>A. Bigmac please.
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>>Q. What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
>>A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
>> A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
>>
>>Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
>>A. Society.
>>
>>Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
>>A bus shelter.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
>>A. Granny.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
>>A. Innit.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
>>A. Sorted.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
>>A. "Will the defendant please rise"
>>
>>Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
>>A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
>>A. The bride.
>>
>>Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
>>hit him?
>>A. It might be your bike.
>>
>>Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
>>A. What you looking at.
>>
>>Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
>>A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
>>stairs
>>
>>Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
>>A. The policeman!
>>
>>Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
>>A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
>>A. A start.
>>
>>Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
>>A. Up the ar*e.
>>
>>Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
>>A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
>>
>>Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
>>A. A liar.
>>
>>Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
>>A. Bigmac please.
>>
>>Q. What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
>>A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
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