the mrs

[WARRIOR72]

not really jokes just stuff my mrs(bless her two bits) comes out with

1 when at the vets with our cat filling in the forms (clever he is) the vet asked if our pet was feline to which my mrs replied" no hes definately male we want him castrated silly!"
2 "i feel tired im going upstairs to bed to lay down vertically"
3 after putting a new cover on her nokia phone "it feels a lot heavier than before maybe its because the battery is fully charged"
4 asking a keeper where the dinosaurs are at whipsnade zoo
5 im out of breath now could really do with a ciggarette

more to follow its late now lol

[B16mts]

Genuinly what my missus said the other day as we we driving passed some diabled parking spaces at asda :

"but what if your disability was that you couldn't see, how would you know where to park?"

Martin

[angusglover]

My ex wife used to come out with some cracker...

One day while driving down the road, she looked at the catseyes and said "What time do they switch those lights on?".....just then I nearly crashed the car laughing...!!!!!

[TJG]

overheard receptionis at vets the other day talking to a punter on the phone...... Punter trying to book cat in to be speyed........"I see you have a male and a female cat, could she possibly be pregnant?".......Listening pause......."Yes, but they might not realise that they are brother & sister". Took the pain out of paying the bill!