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    An Aussie Love Story
    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
    impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite
    chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
    bed.
    Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
    and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands,
    he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the
    door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
    already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen
    table were literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.
    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted
    Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a
    happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
    landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand
    trembled towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was
    suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.......................






    "F*ck off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
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