Love dress

[Wild Thing]

A woman visits her daughter to find her lying stark naked on her sofa
the woman says "what are you doing????"
the daughter replies "i'm wearing my love dress, my husband finds this really attractive and he becomes instantly romantic!"

Enthused the mother went home, stripped naked and waits for her husband.
"what are you doing?" he asks her with shock when he walks in.
" this is my love dress" she whispers seductively.
The husband replies........




"its needs ironing, what for tea???"

[joker??]

another scooter joke ??

[Wild Thing]

another scooter joke ??

I'm saying nowt lol

[Maverick]

Watch it we might lose the forum again!

[Wild Thing]

Watch it we might lose the forum again!

I think that might be a dig at joker, cos it's usually his pics that crash the forum

[joker??]

I think that might be a dig at joker, cos it's usually his pics that crash the forum

it might even be that SOMEONE blamed your scooter jokes for crashing the server

[Wild Thing]

it might even be that SOMEONE blamed your scooter jokes for crashing the server

Nooooo mate everyone knows it's joker that crashes the forum