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    No wonder we Brits have a reputation for being somewhat eccentric!

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:

    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
    WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


    In an office:

    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
    BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


    In an office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
    UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


    Outside a secondhand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY
    NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


    Notice in health food shop window:

    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



    Seen during a conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
    DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


    Notice in a field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT
    THE BULL CHARGES




    Message on a leaflet:

    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET
    LESSONS


    On a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE
    BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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