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These are what the mrs sent from work and says i have to put them up for the other Surf Widows here
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband>rolling around in pain on the ground?
>A: Shoot him again.
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>Q: Why do little boys whine?
>A: Because they are practising to be men.
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>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
>A: Trustworthy.
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>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
>calling your name?
>A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
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>Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
>A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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>Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
>A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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>Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman
>to satisfy his one need.
>
>Q: How does a man keep his youth?
>A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
>
>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
>A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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>Now, send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their
day!
>
>And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to find
this
>funny!
>
>P.S. - At least finding five bright women is possible!!
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband>rolling around in pain on the ground?
>A: Shoot him again.
>
>Q: Why do little boys whine?
>A: Because they are practising to be men.
>
>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
>A: Trustworthy.
>
>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
>calling your name?
>A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
>
>Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
>A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
>
>Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
>A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
>
>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
>Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman
>to satisfy his one need.
>
>Q: How does a man keep his youth?
>A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
>
>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
>A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
>
>Now, send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their
day!
>
>And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to find
this
>funny!
>
>P.S. - At least finding five bright women is possible!!