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WELSH FARMER
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Liverpool
He drives to Liverpool, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor,Scouse, and says, "Hey Scouse, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Scouse reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.
Scouse looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Liverpool, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Scouse says, "My wife is from Liverpool."
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Liverpool
He drives to Liverpool, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor,Scouse, and says, "Hey Scouse, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Scouse reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.
Scouse looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Liverpool, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Scouse says, "My wife is from Liverpool."