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A married lady with 5 kids goes to the surgeon for a fanny tuck as the pussy
is looking like a badly packed kebab nowadays.
When she comes round after the Op. she see's 3 bouquets of roses and asks
the nurse where they came from.
'Well the first is from the surgeon', he said 'thanks for being a model
patient' and was 'glad the op went so well'
'What about the second bunch?' she said.
Well they're from your husband who said he 'hasn't touched the sides in years'
and is 'really up for it' when you get home.
'Oh fantastic, so am I' she said. And what about the third?
Well they're from Mr. Smith in the burns unit, he says 'Thanks for the new
ears'!
is looking like a badly packed kebab nowadays.
When she comes round after the Op. she see's 3 bouquets of roses and asks
the nurse where they came from.
'Well the first is from the surgeon', he said 'thanks for being a model
patient' and was 'glad the op went so well'
'What about the second bunch?' she said.
Well they're from your husband who said he 'hasn't touched the sides in years'
and is 'really up for it' when you get home.
'Oh fantastic, so am I' she said. And what about the third?
Well they're from Mr. Smith in the burns unit, he says 'Thanks for the new
ears'!