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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's' bottom.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that ."
Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's' bottom.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that ."