> > George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell
> > where the devil is waiting for him.
> >
> > "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
> > have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm
going
> > to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who
weren't
> > quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their
> > place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
> >
> > George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
> > agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon
and
>
> > a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over
and
> > over. Such was his fate in hell.
> >
> > "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't
> > think I could stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the
next
> > room. In It was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of
> > rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've
got
> > this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
> > could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
> >
> > The devil opened a third door. In it,
>George saw Bill Clinton lying on
> > the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
a
> > spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
> > does best.
> >
> > George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said,
> > "Yeah, I can handle this."
> >
> > The devil smiled and said,
"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
> > where the devil is waiting for him.
> >
> > "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
> > have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm
going
> > to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who
weren't
> > quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their
> > place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
> >
> > George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
> > agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon
and
>
> > a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over
and
> > over. Such was his fate in hell.
> >
> > "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't
> > think I could stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the
next
> > room. In It was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of
> > rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've
got
> > this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
> > could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
> >
> > The devil opened a third door. In it,
>George saw Bill Clinton lying on
> > the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
a
> > spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
> > does best.
> >
> > George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said,
> > "Yeah, I can handle this."
> >
> > The devil smiled and said,
"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"