A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date, nor any sex
for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided
to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her personal
physician recommended Dr Chung, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So
she went to see him. On entering the examination room, Dr Chung took one
look at her and said, "Hokay, take off aw your crows." She quickly
disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Dr Chung, "get dow on
your knees and craw reery reery fass away from me to other side of
room." Having done that Dr Chung said, "Hokay, turn row and craw reery
fass back to me." Once again, she obliged. Dr Chung slowly hook his head
and said,"Hokay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary
Disease. Worse case I ever see, that why you have no dates, that why you
no get sex." Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr
Chung replied, 'It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!"
for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided
to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her personal
physician recommended Dr Chung, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So
she went to see him. On entering the examination room, Dr Chung took one
look at her and said, "Hokay, take off aw your crows." She quickly
disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Dr Chung, "get dow on
your knees and craw reery reery fass away from me to other side of
room." Having done that Dr Chung said, "Hokay, turn row and craw reery
fass back to me." Once again, she obliged. Dr Chung slowly hook his head
and said,"Hokay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary
Disease. Worse case I ever see, that why you have no dates, that why you
no get sex." Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr
Chung replied, 'It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!"
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