It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
from time to time, and this should help get you
started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would
pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
from time to time, and this should help get you
started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would
pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?