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    The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
    and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which
    part of your body goes first?"

    Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"

    Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
    front of you and God just takes your hands first!"

    "What a wonderful answer!," the teacher said.

    Now, Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs."

    The teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face.

    "Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,
    Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting 'O God, I'm
    coming!' And if Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her for sure!!"
    i swear, it was like that when i got here...
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