bloke walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, wakes up his mrs and says "this is the ugly, smelly, hairy thing i have to poke when you are having one of your 'headaches'"
his wife replies "bugga off! talk to your sheep coz i aint interested"
he replies "i WAS talking to the sheep"
his wife replies "bugga off! talk to your sheep coz i aint interested"
he replies "i WAS talking to the sheep"