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  • Cooking breakfast

    She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in
    and
    asks "What's for breakfast?"

    She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
    moment".


    He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they
    have sex.

    Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

    She says "The egg timer's broken!"
    Real trucks don't have spark plugs

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    Soft boiled again!
    Roger

    My Pointer ate the dog trainer

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