Lisdexic realisation

[dickspanner]

I have finally realised I am lisdexic when I went to my friends toga party dressed as a goat!

[Hawaii]

did you also hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper that paid homage to Santa

ot the dyslexic nursery rhyme
"Old macdonald had a farm - E Y A P J"

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hawaii

[laser_jock99]

Or the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.....

[kitesurf_phil]

Can you smell gas?I acn't even smell my own name!

[laser_jock@work]

Dyslexics of the world- untie!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Two Dyslexic Skiers were at the top of a mountain in the Alps getting ready to ski down to the bottom.

The first one said to his mate, "Come on then, let's Zig Zag all the way down."



His friend replied, "No, no, you've got it wrong. We should be Zag Zigging down."



"It's Zig-Zag" said the first.

"No it's Zag-Zig" argued his mate.

Then they saw a guy on a sled waiting to take a run down the slope. They asked his opinion on their dilemma.

"Is it Zig-Zag or Zag-Zig?"

asked the first skier.

"I don't know, I'm a tobogganist" he replied.

"Oh, ok" said the second skier "I'll have 20 Marlboros instead please."

[Chillitt]

then theres the drunken dislexic who choked on his own vimto. his parents started the D.N.A.- thats National Dislexics Association...