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These three men were stranded on an island: a Pom, a Kiwi and a Aussie. The three searched the island to try to find a way off when the Pom came upon a lamp with a genie. The genie popped up and said, “I will grant three wishes, so that's one for each of you.” So the Pom goes, “Well I wish I was back in England.” So puff, he was sent to England.
Then the Kiwi jumps up and says me next me next, I know exactly want I want. The Kiwi says, “I would like to build a wall. I want this wall to be 1000 feet high and I want it to surround New Zealand, so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out, and I want it to be in marble.” So the genie says okay and builds the wall, and now New Zealand is officially separate from the rest of worlds eyes and the Kiwi is back there.
So now the Aussie gets up and says, “Tell me more about this wall.” So the genie tells him, “This wall is 1000 feet high and surrounds New Zealand and nothing can pass in or out.”
So the Aussie says, “Okay. Fill it with water
Then the Kiwi jumps up and says me next me next, I know exactly want I want. The Kiwi says, “I would like to build a wall. I want this wall to be 1000 feet high and I want it to surround New Zealand, so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out, and I want it to be in marble.” So the genie says okay and builds the wall, and now New Zealand is officially separate from the rest of worlds eyes and the Kiwi is back there.
So now the Aussie gets up and says, “Tell me more about this wall.” So the genie tells him, “This wall is 1000 feet high and surrounds New Zealand and nothing can pass in or out.”
So the Aussie says, “Okay. Fill it with water