building site

[Woodzie]

>>An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
>>site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
>>guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
>>
>>To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
>>
>>And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
>>
>>He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys
>>to make a big dent in that there pile."
>>
>>So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile
>>of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of
>>it?"
>>
>>The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella
>>that he awasa ina charge ofa supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I
>>nocouldafinda him nowhere."
>>
>>Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you; I thought I
>>told you to shovel this pile."
>>
>>The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad; boot ah couldnay get meself a
>>shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
>>couldnay fin' him either."
>>
>>The foreman is real angry now, and storms off toward the pile of sand to
>>look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind
>>the pile of sand and yells...
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>>"SUPPLIES!!"

[Phil her up]

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