A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*#@ing
bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
any f*#@ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*#@ing beak to the bar
you irritating ******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*#@ing
bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
any f*#@ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*#@ing beak to the bar
you irritating ******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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