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    A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*#@ing
    bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
    any f*#@ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*#@ing beak to the bar
    you irritating ******* bird!"

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?
    it's in me shed, mate.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Chillitt
    A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*#@ing
    bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
    any f*#@ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*#@ing beak to the bar
    you irritating ******* bird!"

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?
    your quakers!!!!
    CHEERS JOHN................

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    • #3
      Do you mean hes had his oats?!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER
        Do you mean hes had his oats?!

        thats whats for brecky tomoz
        CHEERS JOHN................

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