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Old Is When
OLD" IS WHEN your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
"OLD" IS WHEN you and your "teeth" don't share the same bed.
you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
"OLD" IS WHEN you and your "teeth" don't share the same bed.