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    > Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was
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    > streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken
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    > Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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    > He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
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    > He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
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    > The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
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    > Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
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    > Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through
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    > The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
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    > The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young
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    > In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
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    If it smells like fish, eat it!

  • #2
    I thought their was somethin funny at the end??

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    • #3
      hehehe ......... didn't see that one coming - very good
      If you're gonna have one ...... have a good'un!

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