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> Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was
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> Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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> He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
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> Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
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> The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
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> Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
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> keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
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> Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through
> the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin
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> In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
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[sparkyaj]

I thought their was somethin funny at the end??

[Phil her up]

hehehe ......... didn't see that one coming - very good