Twins

[Jofin0]

An Irish couple, on the way to the hospital meet the really thick cousin and pick him up in the car.
"Where ya goin" says he.
"To the hospital, Mary,s havin twins" says the husband.
"You can come with us and watch the birth" says Mary.
"OK" says the cousin "I will"
During the birth the husband faints, and when he is revived the twins have already been born.
"SO, what shall we call them" he says.
"They,ve already been named" says Mary.
"Who named them" he says.
"Your stupid cousin" she says.
"Oh no" he says as he turns to the cousin "what did you call them?"
"Well" says the cousin "I called the little girl Denise".
Thats not so bad thought the father "And what did you call the boy?"
And the cousin replied.
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."Denephew"