A little boy is walking down the street. A car pulls up and the driver offers him sweets if he will get in.
‘No way, shove off’, says the boy.
‘Sweets and £10?’ says the driver.
‘I thought I told you to shove off’
‘Sweets and £50’ says the driver.
‘Are you deaf or what?’ says the boy.
‘What do I have to do to get you into the car’ says the man.
So the boy says ‘Look, Dad, you bought the Pajero, now you live with it!’
‘No way, shove off’, says the boy.
‘Sweets and £10?’ says the driver.
‘I thought I told you to shove off’
‘Sweets and £50’ says the driver.
‘Are you deaf or what?’ says the boy.
‘What do I have to do to get you into the car’ says the man.
So the boy says ‘Look, Dad, you bought the Pajero, now you live with it!’
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