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Proof the world is nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to under takers; the sex organs of the deceased
must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: ...under
Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else
in the world that even comes close to this?)
Okay...um...I don't think so!
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption
on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight; can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the government. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)!
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
And, the best one of all..... Turtles can breathe through their
butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
Hope you feel better now you know all this important stuff
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to under takers; the sex organs of the deceased
must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: ...under
Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else
in the world that even comes close to this?)
Okay...um...I don't think so!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption
on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight; can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the government. pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*
And, the best one of all..... Turtles can breathe through their
butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
Hope you feel better now you know all this important stuff