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A guy sees his best friend on the street. The friend is wearing a flamboyant outfit. Lime colored trousers,
a puff sleeved, lavender shirt, a puce ascot, etc. So he asks his friend, "what in the world is wrong with
you?"
"Oh, my wife," the friend replies.
"Your wife?" queries the first guy.
"Yea. I saw an ad in the paper for Cox's Men's Store. They were having a great sale on seersucker suits. So I told her, go to Cox's and buy me one of those seersucker suits. So what does she do? She goes to
Sears and buys me c**ksucker suit."
a puff sleeved, lavender shirt, a puce ascot, etc. So he asks his friend, "what in the world is wrong with
you?"
"Oh, my wife," the friend replies.
"Your wife?" queries the first guy.
"Yea. I saw an ad in the paper for Cox's Men's Store. They were having a great sale on seersucker suits. So I told her, go to Cox's and buy me one of those seersucker suits. So what does she do? She goes to
Sears and buys me c**ksucker suit."