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A family is sitting around the supper table and the son asks if he
> > > > can ask a personal question?
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> > > > The father said ask away.
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> > > > The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are
> > > > there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three
> > > > kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons,
> > > > round and firm.
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> > > > In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
>hanging
> > a
> > > > bit.
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> > > > After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and
> > > > they make you cry."
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> > > > This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Can I
> > > > ask a personal question? Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > > > >>>
> > > > Mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
> > > > "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
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> > > > In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
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> > > > In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
>reliable.
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> > > > After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
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> > > > "A Christmas tree?"
> > > > >>>
> > > > "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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