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A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the
first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.
Englishman for letting me in this country and giving me so much in cash
benefits, free housing, free healthcare and free education!" But the
passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I no
English, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you English?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says...."Probably at
work!"
first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.
Englishman for letting me in this country and giving me so much in cash
benefits, free housing, free healthcare and free education!" But the
passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I no
English, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you English?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says...."Probably at
work!"
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