I WILL SURVIVE! 18+ only!!!!!

[Ems and Jim]

Warning offensive lyrics



THE FEMALE VERSION







At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.


I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,


If I'd know for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...








I tried to go, walk out the door.


But I laughed so hard at your small kn*b that I fell upon the floor.


Your b*tts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,


But I'd rather look at that, than at your f**king ugly face...!








I want to go, I've got to leave.


Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.


I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer


Coz when I looked at you last night, hell, you looked just like


Richard Gere!








I can't believe, that we both sh*gged.


You should be wearing concrete shoes or should be simply bound


and gagged.


I'm f**king off right now, I'm jumping on the f**king train


And I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed your greebies down


the drain.








Please let me go, I feel quite sick,


We had the worst s*x in the world and you're a ****** ugly pr*ck


I should have sh*gged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a


lovely flat


But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you


tw*t.








It's time to go, run out the door.


You look so ugly it should really be against the law.


I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm gonna have no stupid fun


Coz waking up beside you makes me want to be a nun!








I WILL SURVIVE!


I WILL SURVIVE

[Purpledoris]

Oh dear Ems - did you have a nasty experience with beer goggles once????
I did. Nuff said.

Lou

[Ems and Jim]

all i'm gonna say ia i'm glad i'm not single anymore lol


Ems

[rusty]

I wouldn't stand for that Jim........................