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>A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a
>flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of
a
>House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered
it,
>she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
>
>He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
>money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".
>
>The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
>told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
>
>girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He
said,
>"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love
>with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".
>
>Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
>cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
>
>He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
>Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
>and headed out the door.
>
>The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the
>place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
>
>He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
>are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
>
>baby-sitter.
>
>After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just
>happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
>
>Dose that I just caught.
>
>When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
>way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose.
>
>
>Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes
>to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum
and
>catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get ................
>coz he ran over my FROG!"
>flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of
a
>House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered
it,
>she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
>
>He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
>money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".
>
>The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
>told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
>
>girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He
said,
>"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love
>with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".
>
>Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
>cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
>
>He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
>Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
>and headed out the door.
>
>The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the
>place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
>
>He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
>are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
>
>baby-sitter.
>
>After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just
>happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
>
>Dose that I just caught.
>
>When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
>way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose.
>
>
>Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes
>to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum
and
>catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get ................
>coz he ran over my FROG!"