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Jesus and Satan are having an argument about who is more computer literate, so God sets up a test.
They both send e-mails with attachments, fill in spreadsheets, write data reports, and create labels, charts and graphs.
But 10 mins before their time is up, lighning flashes, thunder rolls and the power goes off. Satan curses his blank screen, while Jesus just sighs quietly.
When the electricity finally comes back on, they both restart their computers.
"It's all gone!!" Satan cries, after searching frantically for his work.
"I've lost all my files!!"
Meanwhile Jesus calmly prints out his test sheets.
"Wait!That's not fair!" Satan rants to God.
"How come he has all his work and i dont have any of mine?"
God simply shrugs and says
"Jesus saves."
They both send e-mails with attachments, fill in spreadsheets, write data reports, and create labels, charts and graphs.
But 10 mins before their time is up, lighning flashes, thunder rolls and the power goes off. Satan curses his blank screen, while Jesus just sighs quietly.
When the electricity finally comes back on, they both restart their computers.
"It's all gone!!" Satan cries, after searching frantically for his work.
"I've lost all my files!!"
Meanwhile Jesus calmly prints out his test sheets.
"Wait!That's not fair!" Satan rants to God.
"How come he has all his work and i dont have any of mine?"
God simply shrugs and says
"Jesus saves."
HELEN xx