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    A sadist, a masochist, an assassin, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in the garden of a neuropsychiatry centre.

    Being bored the Zoophile says: Why don't we **** a cat?
    The Sadist says: Yeah, lets **** a cat and then torture it!
    The Assassin adds: Yeah, lets **** a cat, torture it and then Kill it!
    The Necrophile says: Good, we are going to **** a cat, torture it, Kill it and **** it again.
    And the Pyromaniac says: So we are going to **** a cat, torture it, Kill it, **** it again and then set fire to it!!!

    There is a long silence.... and then all of them look to the masochist and say:
    So? you don't say anything?

    The Masochist replies: ..... Meeeeeow!!!?
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