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Happy christmas,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have i will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at christmas.
I was going to bring you gifts from the 12 days of christmas but had a few problems.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with v.d. from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing.
The 11 lords a-leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking,and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,4 calling birds,3 french hens,2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree have had me up to my sled runners in bird ****.
On top of this Mrs Claus is going through menopause.8 of my elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who cant read a calendar have scheduled christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year i will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want.
This year i suggest you get your arse down to woolies before everything goes.
Sincerely Santa Claus.
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have i will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at christmas.
I was going to bring you gifts from the 12 days of christmas but had a few problems.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with v.d. from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing.
The 11 lords a-leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking,and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,4 calling birds,3 french hens,2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree have had me up to my sled runners in bird ****.
On top of this Mrs Claus is going through menopause.8 of my elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who cant read a calendar have scheduled christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year i will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want.
This year i suggest you get your arse down to woolies before everything goes.
Sincerely Santa Claus.